I kid you not. The Poor Guy.
One of the guys that I work with has a brother who recently started kitesurfing. He's had lessons, a holiday and purchased kit before this recent accident.
Apparently, we was walking his dog in the park when it got into a 'dog fight' with another dog. In trying to pull them apart the other dog chomped his jaws down on his crotch area. He ended up with two tooth punctures on his penis which caused it to become very swollen and black. A week later I hear it is still looking swollen, black and nasty?
He's been unable to kite-surf since, or do much of anything involving 'activities of daily living'. Our get well wishes go out to him.
Strange but true. D.
P.S. No peanut butter was involved.

