The tourist board of Scotland this morning issued a statement and
photographic evidence, that a lone kiter lost conciousness when
he was riding in Loch Ness, he was reported to have suddenly been disturbed by an un natural movement of the water beneath him.
Our scotish correspondant Billy Bragballs met with him and describes
the kiters experience.
" Weel, I was gonna really fast when a beg waave started to form just
100 yards in front of tme board. I thought this was straange as it was the only wave in the loch that morning. As I continued towards the wave, a black crest broke thae waters surface, and within a few
seconds, the "wave" revealed itself to be - to my utter shock and
surprise,it was the Loch Ness Monster. At that point I decided to head for
the shore,but I couldnt dig me rail in fast enough, and colided with the beast. I cany remember anymore but luckily, my friend Angus McTavishness, had been ready with his camera and caught a single photo of the monster or whatever the
hell it was."
Local residents are now flocking in their thousands to catch a
glimpse of the rarely seen animal of mystery, and as reports spread,
Scotland fears a great pressure from Loch Ness Monster fans world
wide.
Warnings are being issued, informing that should another sighting be
made, under no circumstances should the monster be fed, as it is
beleived that this might encourage nessie to leave the Loch and head for Greece for the winter.
photographic evidence, that a lone kiter lost conciousness when
he was riding in Loch Ness, he was reported to have suddenly been disturbed by an un natural movement of the water beneath him.
Our scotish correspondant Billy Bragballs met with him and describes
the kiters experience.
" Weel, I was gonna really fast when a beg waave started to form just
100 yards in front of tme board. I thought this was straange as it was the only wave in the loch that morning. As I continued towards the wave, a black crest broke thae waters surface, and within a few
seconds, the "wave" revealed itself to be - to my utter shock and
surprise,it was the Loch Ness Monster. At that point I decided to head for
the shore,but I couldnt dig me rail in fast enough, and colided with the beast. I cany remember anymore but luckily, my friend Angus McTavishness, had been ready with his camera and caught a single photo of the monster or whatever the
hell it was."
Local residents are now flocking in their thousands to catch a
glimpse of the rarely seen animal of mystery, and as reports spread,
Scotland fears a great pressure from Loch Ness Monster fans world
wide.
Warnings are being issued, informing that should another sighting be
made, under no circumstances should the monster be fed, as it is
beleived that this might encourage nessie to leave the Loch and head for Greece for the winter.
